noun
A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.
Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.
Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.
A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.
Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.
Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.
Example:
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."
by starvingRD October 2, 2025
Get the Sea Kelpiemug. A pool consisting of large numbers of people and entities who fulfill certain criteria, e.g. being glued to their devices
Everywhere I look, my friends and family are glued to their screens, scrolling endlessly or binge-watching shows. It’s like I’m surrounded by a sea of "iPad kids"—a backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kids".
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
Get the seamug. When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.
Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.
by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014
Get the Sea monkeysmug. It's Sea Roach season boys; gets your tickle sticks and nets out.
Sea Roaches are best boiled alive in butter and cajun seasoning.
Sea Roaches are best boiled alive in butter and cajun seasoning.
by War_Daddy55 June 19, 2017
Get the Sea Roachmug. by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021
Get the sea turtle assmug. Man I'm glad I'm using my sea fist I would never be able to shit without it and it works as a bait maker fish love poop
by Quote handler February 15, 2022
Get the sea fistmug. Me: Did you hear what happened to the restaurant owner?
Friend: you he got arrested I don’t know what for.
Me: It was probably the sea bass
Friend: you he got arrested I don’t know what for.
Me: It was probably the sea bass
by Scidaddle skidoodle January 17, 2019
Get the Sea bassmug.