red as fuck

Stoner eyes

Dude, How high are you? Your eyes are red as fuck

by Stonergirls April 30, 2016

red cheesy

Jerking off so hard it starts to bleed and then when you are about to climax you stick your penis in cottage cheese and let out your load.

He just did a red cheesy!

by Talos5328 December 16, 2013

red lord

A man who has a fetish for sex with menstruating women.

When Jessica is horny on her period she just summons The Red Lord to take care of her needs.

by Tallstlman April 15, 2020

red taper

an offensive term for meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

by Sexydimma December 26, 2017

Red Lava

When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.

Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.

by P DOGZ December 17, 2020

Redding,CT

Redding, CT is truly a hidden gem. It is centrally located within Fairfield County making a trip to either Norwalk or Danbury easy and has a unique tie to high finance with Alfred Winslow Jones, credited with forming the first modern hedge fund, being a former resident. Some very wealthy people who have lots of acreage as well as upper middle class families. Does not have the same ostentation as some other Fairfield County towns. Great public school system as well as close to Exceptional Private Schools. A trip to NYC is not as easy as Greenwich but, it is close enough. NYC is highly overrated anyway.

Redding,CT is a luxury Vermont within commuting distance to NYC.

by Alfred Winslow Jones February 28, 2022

Red Horse

While hitting it from the back, slap your bitches ass until it is tomato red.

When you are about to cum start making horses noises! NEIGH!

My girlfriend is into horses so she asked me to give her a red horse.

by Edwizzle June 5, 2020