Depressed Sam always looking for a girl, but can never claim one. I can’t judge poor Sam because he is Asian. Asian Sam is a nice young fella with a big heart for girls and.....alcohol. Especially alcohol.
Sam: where is the alcohol and the girls
Me: over there Asian Sam
Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol
Me: over there Asian Sam
Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol
by JiMmY_cArTeR May 6, 2019
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by Yeh Sam August 16, 2018
Get the Yeh Sam mug.One of the biggest fucking pussies out there. Has committed over 300 felonies due to child pornography(sale and distribution). Also known as: Bird, Seagull, goon, Felon, Bernie, and Burnout.
Mom: "Yo look at Bird over there."
Kid: "Yeah he's such a goon"
Mom: "Don't grow up to be like him, he's such a felon."
Kid: "What's his real name?"
Mom: "Sam Coughlin"
Kid: "Yeah he's such a goon"
Mom: "Don't grow up to be like him, he's such a felon."
Kid: "What's his real name?"
Mom: "Sam Coughlin"
by fsellig January 15, 2020
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Catchphrase: "Alright, listen, you varmints. I was just over at the general store and I understand that some hombre bought the last box of crayons. But I wanna know Y".
Catchphrase: "Alright, listen, you varmints. I was just over at the general store and I understand that some hombre bought the last box of crayons. But I wanna know Y".
by tyrulz August 1, 2014
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