Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage

This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.

Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"

by pilpips June 17, 2016

drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.

(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)

by zetazetaram May 31, 2016

towering line drive

A home run that is hit high and straight. Coined by former WSCR personality George Ofman.

"He hit a home run that was a towering line drive"

by GaelicSoxFan May 15, 2016

truck driving

When 1 girl takes 2 dicks and jacks 2 dicks off at the same time.

Dude! Did you see that? I think Stephanie was truck driving!!

by 666Devilhimself666 June 8, 2016

truck driving

When 1 girl takes 2 dicks and jacks 2 dicks off at the same time.

Dude! Did you see that? I think Stephanie was truck driving!!

by 666Devilhimself666 June 8, 2016

Suicide Drive

An excursion to a dangerous place/ far away from your current destination with or without a friend.

"Hey bran, want to go for a suicide drive?"

by shahmenman September 21, 2016

drive-by

The act of a quick up and down on a penis before leaving.

We made out, I did a drive-by, and left the wax room.

by DJ Doyle January 15, 2018