Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.
by Jaques Esquiolof February 5, 2010
A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.
Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.
by Report February 5, 2010
Putting everything in there... I mean everything.
A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
Hey do you want to sit next to me?
Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
by nycollegeboy February 5, 2010
The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.
"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"
"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
by hesusismighty February 5, 2010
A term used by Americans to refer to a filthy sex act, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup
by oracle235 February 5, 2010
A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole
- The Colbert Show, 2010
- The Colbert Show, 2010
My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem
by Steven C Colbert February 5, 2010
An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.
by UltraChewy February 5, 2010