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Canada

the best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
Kyle: Dude Canada sucks
Dave: Dude Canada is best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
by SomeDudeFromCanada October 17, 2021
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Canada's History

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length
Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night
by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An asshole that's hard to crack. Also known as "The Great Tight North."
I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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The Conspiracy of Canada

So basically, the American government has developed a lie that Canada exists and is above us But they make it sound so un-American no one wants to either go there, or stay too long in the ten mile long mirage they've created to keep the lie strong. Everyone who "lives" in Canada or "has lived" in Canada has been probed mentally to believe so, and what really is there, is IT. We cannot be sure what, who, how, why or when IT is, all we know is we must train a warrior, stronger than Chuck Norris, to overcome the deception of Canada, and discover and conquer IT. Just think about....
Justin bieber is Canadian, so that makes people not want to visit, Canadian bacon which is a disgrace to bacon is from Canada to decieve us to hate it, they have stupid cop names (Mounties) that make us dislike them. The Conspiracy of Canada is most definitely real and IT is waiting for the warrior
by Joseph Downey January 15, 2014
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canada

A ball of ice a freezing cold ball of ice
don't go to Canada in winter
by a real canadian December 16, 2021
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Wendy has gone back to Canada

from the show Parks & Recreation when Tom Havorford's ex wife, Wendy, goes back to Canada in season 3.

means that you have no chance of getting with someone.
A-hey that girl is pretty cute
B-yeah, well, Wendy has gone back to Canada
by PhilMcCrackin12345678 March 17, 2011
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Canada

A country where the bears run wild and the people are nice. Canada has big city and is all wilderness .All they do is play hockey and listen to Drake while drinking whiskey and beers. They love watching the one Basketball team in Canada too
Guy 1- Where are we going?
Guy 2-We are going to Canada

Guy 1-Where’s that?
Guy 2-It’s in Montana

Guy 1- Ok that makes sense
by the_comrade_memepage March 22, 2019
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