Asian Sensation Disorder

A condition characterized by the inability to sense the difference between two Asians.

My professor calls all Asians "Andrew." I think he suffers from Asian Sensation Disorder.

by cymoent March 07, 2014

Magic Asian Hair

noun. a type of hair most Asians have.

it's soft, dark, shiny, and just generally pretty.

woah, I wish I had her magic Asian hair. it's so long and pretty!

by giraffexoxoxo August 27, 2016

Pathetic Asian Syndrome

An asian who go full on out hardcore with an asian style. The girls have different shades of different colours in their dead, layered, straight and thin hair. Getting clothing from Supre and thinking they are a mix between "swag" and "indie". The boys have a mullet with around 3 different colours, wearing mostly G-Star and Henleys. Both of them have a high majority of crooked teeth, resulting in covering their mouth when they laugh. They go beyond corny especially when in relationships.

"Oh god, did you see that asian who asked his gf to the formal by paper and roses"

"Yes I did, and what was she wearing?"

"Defs supre, I can't even identify that style, obviously they both have a case of Pathetic Asian Syndrome"

by lozdog101 March 26, 2012

asian dragon fisting

when you get in a karate stance and punch a girl in the twat till she cant take anymore

I was Asian dragon fisting when her twat couldn't take no more

by Cumsalot August 12, 2015

Asian Toe Ring

When an asian man sticks his weiner between a girls toes and he gets off leaving a ring on the girls toe. why asian you ask? because only an asian weiner is small enough to fit between a girls toes

Dude his weiner was so little all he could do was give her an asian toe ring, and hes not even asian!

by Ashweedeckdizzle January 25, 2009

asian girl syndrome

A diagnosis for a type of person who has exceedingly high standards set by her parents. These are the types of people that will usually cry over missing half a point on the test. A huge hint that someone may have asian girl syndrome is their lack of self-esteem, knowing how to play at least two instruments (most commonly violin and piano), and taking an outside sport like tennis or swimming.

Jing: "*Sigh* -- I only got 43 for my twelve minute swimming test."
Robert: "I hope you realize that you just beat the school record."
Jing: "*Starts crying*I-I'm... not g-g-gonna get sup-p-p-per today.."
Robert: "Please go to a doctor, you may have asian girl syndrome."

by lol yah May 13, 2016

Asian dick cheese

A collection of nasty nut sweat dead skin and old cum and solidifies into a cream in Wichita nasty hoe ate in a porno

You ate my asian dick cheese that's not cottage cheese you filthy fuck

by Dicky'em on down March 25, 2019