dried cum

The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.

I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!

by Scarface 2-11 September 1, 2016

Cum Missile

When a man ejaculates a pint or more of semen.

"Bitch I'm gonna bust a fucking cum missile all over yo face"

by Trippze August 23, 2011

cum guzzeling

A whore who loves to suck dick and swallow jizz.

"Check out suzy stink bitch, she's a cum guzzeling whore"

by Ali T April 3, 2003

Cum cave

In reference to a woman being good for nothing more than sexual gratification.

Kelly can't cook or clean but I call her every now and then to use her as a cum cave.

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 5, 2010

cum bag

A condom or rubber may be referred to as a cum bag.

She looked a little slutty, so he wouldn't do her without using a cumbag.

Or:

They had safe sex, and afterward he flushed the used cum bag down the toilet.

by Centauriman November 13, 2007

Cum Waffle

An interesting insult! It i means that you are a douche bag, or a jerk. Its usually used by friends to throw another off his game. They focus in on the word used and forget what they are even talking about.

A more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male ejaculation.

"Dude your a fucking cum waffle." (Reaction) "Wtf? did you just call me a cum waffle?"

Mission complete.

by Dortez November 14, 2007

cum slap

The act of ejaculating on a sex partner's face, and then delivering a hard open handed slap to that area of the face, with the intention of the fluid splattering over a wider area.

When I cum slapped that girl, my juice got in her eye

by BAMF.com April 26, 2003