taking an ambien 

masturbating with the express purpose of helping one go to sleep

To help get me to sleep, I have a habit of taking an ambien.

taking an ambien by Avi_s August 29, 2009

talkin' mout 

A phrase similar to talking about. Used by certain celebrities who are convinced that they know what they're talkin' mout, but really don't know what they're talkin' mout.

On that last episode of America's Best Dance Crew, Lil Mama was impressed by one of the performances, causing her to exclaim, "That's what I'm talkin' mout!"

talkin' mout by Shadowbubbles September 20, 2009

Taking a Shane 

Taking a massively long time to shit!

Dude, you were taking a Shane for like 30 min!

Taking a Shane by I'm such a dick! May 14, 2015

taking a leak 

A slang term for the process in which a person relieves their bladder.

Daniel: "Dude, where did Duncan go?"
Zach: "Oh. He's in the bathroom, he's taking a leak."

taking a leak by Mr Zach July 17, 2016

taking a number 3

A causal way of explaining what you are were doing to your self after being caught masturbating.

Son you just walked in on your old man taking a number 3, it's perfectly natural.

taking a number 3 by Razor_Beak November 6, 2019

Taking a shower 

A term referring to masterbation.

Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.

Taking a shower by BigBootyEater69 May 21, 2020

Talkin that Yin-Yang 

When some nigga all up in your shit, cockblockin or whatevever actin like he knows you personally. But he really is all up in the kool-aid and dont even know the flava. So basically a fake ass nigga who thinks he knows some shit, but in reality that nigga is straight retarded.

Man tell your girlfriend to quit "talkin that yin-yang" on me, its not my fault i got that trick pregnant, im trying to get my dick wet tonight, and she cockblockin like that shit was her job. That girl is a lil cunt baby bitch...

Talkin that Yin-Yang by Vegas Martin February 12, 2009