friendly neighborhood spider-man
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023
Get the spider-manmug. "Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
by fjoltul November 12, 2023
Get the Funky Spidermug. Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021
Get the porch spidermug. Chase Jeffrey. (He is NOT Spider-Man.)
(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.
by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025
Get the NOT Spider-Manmug. A phrase to describe a strawberry roan horse. Who behaves like an angel and is an absolute legend. Such a horse should be treated like the king he is.
by Spidersno1fan December 14, 2020
Get the best boy spidermug. by the J creater July 2, 2021
Get the Man-spidermug. Creepy Crawly Death Dealers sometimes found inside homes or even on designs. Which can still be hella scary.
Logan: This room is literally covered in spider webs and yet, the curtains unsettle you?
Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.
Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.
Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.
Roman: Spider curtain-
Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.
Roman: Okay...
Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.
Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.
Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.
Roman: Spider curtain-
Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.
Roman: Okay...
by Hillbilly_Leprechaun April 17, 2020
Get the Spidermug.