by NineOuttaTen April 28, 2019

An acronym coined by business comedian Corporate Bro (@corporate.bro) to mean Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling. Its the modern day version of ABC (always be closing).
Sales reps live the SADNESS life.
ex 1)
Person 1: "Yo I just got hung up on for the 8th time today"
Person 2: "SADNESS life, bro.
ex 2)
Person 1: "Just ran into one of my prospects at the grocery store."
Person 2: "Did you try to pitch him?"
Person 1: "Duh, bro, SADNESS."
ex 1)
Person 1: "Yo I just got hung up on for the 8th time today"
Person 2: "SADNESS life, bro.
ex 2)
Person 1: "Just ran into one of my prospects at the grocery store."
Person 2: "Did you try to pitch him?"
Person 1: "Duh, bro, SADNESS."
by MellamoCorp September 25, 2020

by JimmyG21 December 8, 2021

Tom: i like watching sad movies
____________________________________
Timmy: oh so you like watching movies about you life
____________________________________
Timmy: oh so you like watching movies about you life
by Lolo xd August 7, 2020

by Black Sabbath600 June 15, 2022

DEFINITION OF JIAKUN ZHU
by Yavenu August 10, 2020

Middle schoolers wakening up on a Monday morning.
by zxcvbnmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,lkjhgfdsa March 29, 2019
