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queef

a fart coming out of a girl’s vagina.
charlee: i just queefed
me: oh shit me too
charlee: can i smell it
by stinkycock11 September 14, 2019
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Mud queef

A mud queef is the act of projectile queefing fecal matter that has ejected from the anus and rolled Into the vagina.
Big Bertha shit her pants and later mud queefed at the dinner table
by Trish steinberger August 10, 2023
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burger queef

When you decide to have too many burger king cheeseburgers, you decide to queef in your baby mamas face while calling her sweet lady by queen while stoned to shit.
"Me and my wife got into an argument so i pulled a good ol' burger queef on 'er." -Guahabi D.
by Guahabi D. November 14, 2017
mugGet the burger queefmug.

Queef

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018
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Mouth Queef

A mouth queef is the sound exuded from an individuals mouth that sounds a lot like a vaginal queef. NOT to be confused with a burp. A mouth queef is without control from the person peforming the mouth queef.
person A: lol he just burped
person B: nah G, that was a mouth queef
by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 May 12, 2018
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Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
mugGet the Cream Chipped Queefmug.

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