post mates guy

A post mates guy is a dude who still goes after a girl that just broke up with him.
Person 1: damn is that sus kid still going after her even after they broke up?
Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.
by Fancy Son February 09, 2019
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Post-Traumatic Boner

When you witness something so magnificent, so utterly fan-fucking-tastic that it traumatises you with its brilliance, and gives you an erection.
"Holy hell, I just saw Fast & Furious 6, it gave me a Post-traumatic boner."
by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014
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Post-Apocalyptic Depression

The point at which one realizes, after giving away all personal possessions and saying goodbye to loved ones, that the world is in fact not over.
Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.

John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression

Jimmie: Feels bad man.
by Randy Billsap May 21, 2011
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post rip depression

"Post rip depression" is the feeling of complete devastation and utter sadness when you lose your hardcore character in a game like Path of Exile.

This feeling often arises from becoming emotionally invested in the character and the time and effort put into its creation, only to have it abruptly taken away due to a mistake or unlucky circumstance.
Post rip depression hit me hard after my level 96 Raider got one shot by a rare mob.
by poeraces April 29, 2023
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Post Office IM

An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.
Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
by Gray84 October 03, 2009
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post ejaculatory autism

the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.
"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."
by fratboycougarz June 06, 2012
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Post Poultry Depression

What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.
Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"

Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
by Chael67 February 15, 2011
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