when a person (or persons) enters a state of anti-sobriety in which they confuse an unacceptable pissing location (i.e. a closet or suitcase) for an acceptable pissing location (i.e. a toilet). Piss confusion often occurs in a sleep-walking state, following an evening of excessive consumption of wine, beer or spirits.
"Me and my buddy drank 40s all night and crashed. Two hours later I woke up to the sound of my buddy peeing in his open suitcase. Yep, classic case of piss confusion."
by 100calfroyo September 1, 2012
Get the piss confusion mug.The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.
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The small flecks of shit left by someone else that stick on the bowl that must be pissed on to try and remove
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Get the squid pisses mug.The panic one experiences when having to urinate in an urgent manner. The panic reaches its apex when the sufferer is physically getting closer to the bathroom, but has not yet emptied their bladder. This panic is generally accompanied by the inability to properly remove clothing in a timely fashion in order to urinate. This panic sometimes causes the sufferer to leak urine on their undergarments and beyond and can be visible to others.
"I'm so glad we pulled over so I could take a piss in the Taco Bell. I was in full 'Piss Panic' and couldn't get my zipper down fast enough. I actually pissed a little in my boxers because of my panic."
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