jumping a child

something that is usually defined as a joke, usually.

You:"What character wanna do {friend name}"
Friend:"wanna go and be jumping a child and steal his candy?"
You:"Of course shawty"

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa69 February 27, 2022

Jump The Shark

When a TV show does something to cause its ratings and viewership to decline and never recovers. A point in the show where everything afterwards is downhill.

Killing off Detective Eddie Torres, eliminating the r&b club Natalie's, and moving away from the hip hop culture it was known for caused the police series New York Undercover to Jump The Shark.

by TommyNoleBuc October 13, 2022

jump

politely telling someone to go jump off a building/cliff/bridge

person 1: “ there’s no such thing as evil people, there’s just ordinary people who do bad things because they’re unhappy ”
person 2: “ jump.”

by doomo_03 May 16, 2025

Jump off

Means to “jump off” a bridge or a building, AKA kill yourself.

I told her to jump off after she said I have a tiny dick

by jessica538 October 28, 2021

Jump starter

When she’s riding in cowgirl, pinch each other nipples as hard as you can

Dude me and my girl did the jump starter last night, it was an experience.

by Mr.clean November 14, 2023

phantom jump

(A Shockwave Racing specific term I'm coining.)
Abbreviated as PHJ.
A phantom jump is a "Jump charge" that is hidden due to how buggy the UI is in Shockwave Racing.
Usually, this happens due to the circles that indicate the jump charges being slow or delayed from server lag, thus causing a Phantom Jump.
You can get one via wall sliding (or QuickWalling, i'll coin that later.)

"Understanding how Phantom Jumps work is hard, but is very rewarding now that you aren't just blindly assuming you're a dead man when the HUD shows you have no jumps left."

by Goofy Gooberly the 3rd September 12, 2025

Jump snot

Jump snot: Jumping and aiming to shoot your mucus into a target.

After trying hard to make a bucket. I landed an elbow to his face. No bucket but made the “jump snot”
What’s that on your face? Mucus

by Bigbirddebelen May 23, 2022