Boulder Jones

RACISM-Boulder Jones
by SuckleNuts October 04, 2023
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Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!
Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)
by AinstuLive October 01, 2023
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Owen Jones

The lord and savour of Greggs, Super popular with the ladies and has the drip
Person 1: “I went to greggs today”
Person 2: “No way you must have met Owen Jones”
by Joeslefttoenail March 25, 2022
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Jones Beach

1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.

2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.

Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!

Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024
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Lauren Jones

Lauren Jones is a cheeky girl, she is the founder of the Shrewsbury gang. She is VERY active on Instagram…
We love Lauren.

We worship Lauren.
Lauren Jones you cheeky girl
by squiddle May 22, 2024
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Lauren jones

“I love the Shrewsbury gang, the leader is Lauren jones”
by Shrewsganglozjones January 30, 2024
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Rupert Jones moment

a way of telling your friends that you have witnessed a horrific accident or moment in time.
person 1 :" yeah my dog died today, another day another Rupert Jones moment"
person 2 : "damn bro, i feel you"
by November 30, 2022
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