Jizz-O-Matic

A woman that is so hot you jizz in you pants

The girl in the club last night was so hot, she was Jizz-O-Matic!

by Marvin21 February 22, 2010

jolly jizz festival

An expression used to describe a gathering of male homosexuals. Usually involving the wearing of colorful costumes and mind altering club drugs.

A jolly jizz festival, is the ideal setting for homosexual acceptance.

All homosexuals and their supportive hetero counterparts are welcome to participate. Jolly jizz festivals are the target of varying degrees of hate speech and anti gay protesting.

"Hey Timothy!! Oooo..! Lookie there! It's a great big jolly jizz festival! Gimme some party and play and lets go-oh!"

Or

"Steer clear of that jolly jizz festival David, you know how much God hates queers! We wouldn't want anything rubbing off on you now would we?"

by itisivon September 5, 2009

mac n jizz

slang for macaroni and cheese

Yo lets make some mac n jizz for lunch!

by PatrickM June 1, 2006

albanian jizz bandit

Someone of the Albanian decent that contains the semen of every different race inside the depths of their rectums or vaginal canals.

"Yo that girl just went around the world in one night!" "Yeah dude she's an Albanian Jizz Bandit

by Shelton The Anal Destroyer October 1, 2013

Jizz-Kill Theory

Includes feeling regretful,and outlandishly weird after a sexual encounter. Usually on one night stands. Most notably, you are not attracted to the person afterwards.

Bob -"Hey Dude...did you fuck her?"

Joe -"Awe shit man, it was a Jizz-Kill Theory."

Joe - "After I got done, I felt like I wanted to hang myself."

Bob - "YES! I warned you about the Jizz-Kill Theory"

by Yeha_Brother October 19, 2008

Cuban Jizz Bomb

when a male ejaculates on a girl's face and then bends over to automatically fart on their face covering her face in your gas.

I had a girl going down on me the other day and after I busted a nut on her face i turned around real fast and gave her a Cuban Jizz Bomb.

by Joel Diaz June 11, 2006

blue dragon jizz

Blue facepaint that stretches across the face, the nose being the midpoint

That does not look like facepaint dude, that's blue dragon jizz.

by jgsteroid50 January 20, 2011