when someone has one they have a shaded bird. if you know what a shaded bird is you can tell if someone has a shaded bird or if they dont have a shaded bird
"hey hows it going"
"great hey wait a minute do you have a shaded bird"
"yeah its pretty new"
"i can tell you didnt have one yesterday"
"great hey wait a minute do you have a shaded bird"
"yeah its pretty new"
"i can tell you didnt have one yesterday"
by alesf May 9, 2023
Get the Shaded Bird mug.Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*
*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.
*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.
"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"
"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."
"Why?"
"It's bird law."
Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).
"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."
"Why?"
"It's bird law."
Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).
by Mother_of_Dragon December 19, 2022
Get the Bird Tax mug.A slang term for the alcoholic beverage Pabst Blue Ribbon; commonly known as it’s abbreviated name, PBR. You have probably never heard this term before, because more than likely, nobody has said it.
Drunk guy 1: I just found a P-bird in the bottom of my friends that expired in October of last year.
Drunk Guy 2: What the fuck’s a P-bird?
Drunk Guy 1: Forget it, I meant a damned PBR.
Drunk Guy 2: Oh… Well hayl yeeah!
Drunk Guy 2: What the fuck’s a P-bird?
Drunk Guy 1: Forget it, I meant a damned PBR.
Drunk Guy 2: Oh… Well hayl yeeah!
by DrunkGuy1 January 8, 2023
Get the P-BiRd mug.When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.
by Hudsmee September 1, 2023
Get the Angry-Birding mug.A Tina Bird is the human equivalent of a cowbird. A Tina Bird will produce upwards of 8 babies awaiting adulthood to be handed off to a potential host to raise in her stead. A Tina Bird baby will always come equipped with daddy/mommy issues, ruined credit, zero ambition, mild accountability, and absolutely no understanding of how to be an adult.
Oh girl, I hope you have a good therapist because you just started dating the offspring
of a Tina Bird.
of a Tina Bird.
by Tina Bird September 11, 2023
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