Mustard Nuts

On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort

I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.

by MonkeyMan1140 May 3, 2009

grab some nuts

When your buddy lets his wife or girlfriend carry the junk.

why don't you grab some nuts so we can go for a beer you pussy.

by bushdawg May 22, 2008

fig nuts

The only term I have heard but was not defined on this website.

Go suck a fatty fig nuts!

by He who smacks bitches September 28, 2006

Fuck Nuts

One who has gone on a "FUCKING" bender.

Peter has gone fuck nuts!

by fucker October 21, 2003

sausage and a can of nuts

a phrase used to refer to the male genitals.

that slut wants a sausage and a can of nuts.

by drfreshdude January 17, 2008

nipple nuts

A term used by older men who were seemingly in the military at one point in their lives and now employ the term in degrading high school athletes. Being a combonation of the simple terms nipple and nuts, it's effectiveness is increased tenfold.

If you don't finish this lap in under ten seconds nipple nuts, i will run your weak body into the ground!

by GK18 March 31, 2007

fuck nuts

Matt Giles

Matt..your new name is Queen Fuck Nuts.

by BenDover May 18, 2004