1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.
2. A Christian.
2. A Christian.
I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.
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Get the Team Monkey mug.When you allow your animalistic tendencies to take over, regardless of advice you’ve been given by outside sources, and completely going against all better judgements.
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“Bro, 10/10 did not recommend but he’s a yeet monkey, always going in full send!
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