how you

1. How are you?
2. Refers more to someone a person hasn't seen in a long time.

how you dawg? how you been.

by LeX October 06, 2004

Poor You

Giving fake sympathy to someone who is full of self pity / playing the victim role / wants attention (they are whinging/whining over nothing usually) - but really you just want to tell them to shut the fuck up!

Someone who likes to share their misery 24/7 with everyone in order to get sympathy (for example on facebook) - 'So fed up I slumped on my bed while nobody cares :o(' (OH POOR YOU!!)

'Nothing is going right today... :o(' (OH POOR YOU! DIDDUMS)

by Ginaaa_Baby August 14, 2011

you buggin

The term "you buggin'" is used to make someone aware that they are irritating you.

"Can I have some of your candy?"

"No, there's only enough for me..."
"Can I PLEASE have some of your candy?"

"I said no! Goddamn...you buggin''

by Ceramics December 09, 2016

you get it

When someone is telling one of those really long 'isn't it so weird when' stories, and no one can identify, and they go to one person in the group desperately and say, "You get it, right?'

Molly: Yeah, like, it's so weird when you're in the hot tub and you're looking up at the stars and you think, 'Hey, I could die right now, my grandma could be dead right now and I wouldn't even know.'

Everyone: ?

Molly: (grabs someone's arm) You get it, right? Like, it's the weirdest feeling...you get it, right?

by Angelacia June 20, 2007

Are You On Crack?

When someone says something that is either unbelievable or utterly foolish and stupid.

Giraffe: Im not a retard. D&S: Are you on Crack?

by blazer275 February 07, 2011

you do

similar to 'you are' or 'no you'
another low form of retaliation

"you are a fag"
"you are"
"you do"

by ZoK March 22, 2003

how are you

Oft used as a do-not-bother-replying greeting, "how are you" represents the impersonalization of modern society stretched to an extent never witnessed before. It is however still okay to use it as long as you genuinely care.

EXAMPLE 1
Person A: Hi, how are you?
Person B: How are you?
(Conversation over)

EXAMPLE 2
Person A: Hi, how are you?
Person B: Like you care.

by Jonathan Archer January 02, 2006