Dapper Noodle

A play on Danger Noodle that refers to a snake that looks dapper, generally one with a top hat and occasionally a mustache.

“Hey, look at that Dapper Noodle”

“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”

*gets bitten*

*dies*

“Serves you right”

by Dapper Noodle August 25, 2022

trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.

"Don't be a trouser noodle."

by We_the_folks February 19, 2024

Juan Noodle

The act of one man having sex with multiple women at the same time.

He is so lucky, he pulled a Juan Noodle with those five chicks!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.

I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.

by Liza M. June 9, 2010

shnoodle noodle

Dick snot

Your such a shnoodle noodle

by Suffices July 26, 2016

stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise

oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to

by SkyesTheLim1t March 5, 2024

nicked in the noodle

A little bit crazy and unsure

"my grandma is a bit nicked in the noodle''

by msalmon May 14, 2019