Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.
Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.
by Hanumon March 19, 2024
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Morning Lag

When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.
Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.
by MySexyHair February 21, 2015
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Salty Morning

When you wake someone up by placing your balls in their mouth
Hey bro, I gotta get up early tomorrow, can you give me a 7am Salty Morning?
by Jason B and Graham S January 19, 2022
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Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.
by stereoGeeza March 05, 2014
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tree morning

When you have sex at night while your camping.
Person 1: "How was your camping trip?"
Person 2: "Sophie and I had a real nice tree morning"
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Morning Lady

Also called Single mother single mom single mommy Single mama

This is a Single mom
The Morning lady is Trying her best for her kids
by 459395 March 08, 2022
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Typical Tuesday Morning

Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.
Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.
by GalazyGuy July 27, 2022
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