Matt

My sweet baby boy, Matt, meaning the funniest, sweetest, most caring and handsome man anyone could meet. Matt is obsessed with riding his motorcycles and speeding which is scary but ugh he looks so fucking good doing it. He’s so smart when it comes to the things he loves, i sit and listen to him talk passionately about his interests and i learn something new everytime. AND OHHHH MY GODDDDDD HES SO FINE but in general. Each and every one of his features is perfect, his handsome face is like candy to my eyes because everything about him to me is so sweet. His voice is my comfort and it’s the most beautiful thing i’ve heard in forever. His heart is so pure and full with affection that needs a companion who will match him and fulfill everything he needs and wants. N that’s why his beautiful amazing wife wrote this 😛. And last but CERTAINLY not least, that third leg that pleases this pussy whenevaaaaaa

1.Mercedes loves you Matt, you’re the best thing thats ever happened to me and id never trade you for the world.

2. YESSSSS DADDY FASTER HARDER

by mercedesluvsmatt April 6, 2024

matt keener

A fantasy retard with no friends or life ... (did I mention he’s fat )🐳

Matt keener is a stupid fat fuck

by Not a fat fuck (unlike Matt) May 8, 2018

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019

Matt

A indo, black, Asian mixed race. He like Michelle and wants to be with her for the rest of his life. He got the N-word past from his friend homie Sunny.

Matt: nigga

by Tryey November 22, 2021

Matt

My definition of Matt is a kind, caring, understanding, funny, and smart guy. He’s easy to get along with, and also easy to talk to. He’s usually calm, but if you piss him off he will go cobra Kai on you. He’s a amazing person and and even better friend.

Matt is tough, but also has a few soft spot. If you have a Matt/Matthew in your life, you are lucky.

Idk what to say so, matt is a very good person.

by Unknown but known.. March 27, 2022

Matt Donovan

Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!

Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you

Matt Donovan everybody....

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

matt

A fuck boy from california who constantly is flirting with the girls in his friend groups. Can't have a female friend without hitting on her. Is a Bitch for a guy. Entitled dickheadddd.

"Hey, remember Matt?
Which one?

The fuckboy from cali.
All Matts from cali are fboys I-."

by ykwhodisisssbooh January 18, 2020