March 27th

"Spackle And Strap" day
Spackle and strap is getting sumthin white and sticky to strap on later

Its march 27th and We were building a tool and had to Spackle and strap before we moved on

by SpackleNStrap March 29, 2022

The March of The Penguin

When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.

Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.

by Honey Badger Bitch February 19, 2012

March 23

march 23rd is the day that girls can’t say no to anything and everything😏

Oh come on bae that go out no you have to it’s march 23rd

by sexyme January 19, 2022

March 1

Kiss your girlfriend day ❤️❤️

Hey is March 1 kiss me

by Summer2020@ February 28, 2022

March 13

If you have a Secret Admirer And They Ask you out Today You Have To Reject Them

rejection march 13

by SblockLOL March 25, 2021

March 12

please stop this blaire

stop this on March 12

by x123x123 March 11, 2021

March 2

If someone was born on March 2nd, that person is probably the one with the best taste.
This person has style and class and attracts everyone’s attention.
But be careful, this person may look calm and serene, but this one will kill you slowly and painfully.
This person is probably a manager, lawyer, journalist, markler, actor, police officer, or a teacher.

Stars born on March 2nd:

Daniel Craig
Chris Martin
Bon Jovi
Rebel Wilson

Bryce Dallas Howard

by LovUe December 11, 2021