mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick

Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.

by casserole surprise November 4, 2014

washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015

Truth Machine

A fuck boy called T Russel

"Team point??!"
"Aww shit here comes the truth machine n his fuck ass point card"

by BigDihDaddi September 3, 2016

Dating Machine

Also known as a hoe

Man, i'm a dating machine this week
That girl michelle is a dating machine

by KnowledgeBearer June 16, 2016

Sad machine

The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano

"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."

by jamlew12 November 3, 2016

tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass

"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."

by Gabraham November 28, 2016

Wave Machine

Something that's on full pelt when the steams are flowing. Riding the waves until they wipe you out.

That absolute sesh gremlin Foggy is on the bloody wave machine again.

by Ibiza Lad December 5, 2016