brain jump

When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"

Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)

by dirty_dog_farmer February 4, 2015

jump squat

A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.

Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!

by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! December 21, 2015

Jump in

Underage kids will ask for a "jump in" from someone who can buy alcohol

Kid: Yo man can i get a jump in

Junkie: aye sure but ya better geeze a tip

Kid: aye sure just two bottles eh bucky

by Catlicker04666 June 4, 2019

Jump start

If a sexual partner has nipple piercings you connect jumper cables them and proceed to fuck them from behind whilst making engine noises as if you just jump started ur car on cold day

Dude she let me jump start her last night

by Corey treverson June 29, 2019

Jump Jam

A program in New Zealand schools in which children dance along to music together as a group as a sort of exercise routine. Usually done in the mornings.

Random person: I just stumbled across an old jump jam song, man it takes me back

by Salty_Bitch April 10, 2020

Jump shot

When you pull your dick out of your pants but let your shirt hang down over it. You then ask your friends if they want to see your jump shot, at which point you raise up to take a basketball shot, thus raising your shirt and exposing your meat stick.

Also works with “Do you want to see my golf swing?”

Cliff’s jump shot looked like Michael Jordan’s but with a smaller cock

by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023

jump failer

someone who sucks at going off ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and knows it.

cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.

by makutassead November 8, 2009