jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 18, 2011

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jump the broomstick

Holding hands and jumping over a broomstick laid on the ground is a ritual in the presence of family and friends that is akin to the vow of marriage.

Susanna and Johnny will jump the broomstick tonight so plan to make merry all night long!

by Hummingbird100 April 7, 2022

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jumped shit

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Vine is shutting down all the viners have jumped shit to Instagram

by SlayerThePlaya January 26, 2017

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jump dab

A jump dab is when you dab and jump at the same time

Hey, Amanda, can you demonstrate what a jump dab is?

by KoolCatz263 November 24, 2016

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Helix Jump

A over used game on khan academy in a christian private school. Also an addiction on rainy days and known to be rage quit when the teacher closes it out.

Hey what level are you on in helix jump?

by >;'( February 13, 2024

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