Puddle Jumping

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO FEEDS THEIR METHAMPHETAMINE ADDITION BY JUMPING FROM ONE DOPE THE NEXT.

Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!

by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021

Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.

paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff

by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009

Jump

Fun or exiciting ;another way of saying Lit

This party bouta jump
That concert was jumpin

by Idekbroskiano August 28, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Jumped nasty

When one attacks another on Facebook over an innocent statement or comment.

Jane jumped nasty on Tom's wall after he posted to Sue.

by JenK May 22, 2014

Not going to jump to conclusions

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!

Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025

go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.

Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*

by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018