Jones Bet

Making a legitimate wager with someone with the intention of never paying up if you lose.

That fucker bet me a 100 bucks that I couldn't eat an XL pizza in one sitting. And when I did, he wouldn't pay up. A complete Jones Bet.

by Gladhe8r December 12, 2023

Elliot 'Chode' Jones

Elliot 'Chode' Jones is one of the most motivational male speakers on Genitalia comfortability. This inspirational man has been considered a global sensation, in many males pants. As a challenged man himself, in the genital department, Elliot 'Chode' Jones is a man to look up too, in the darkest of times for any man.

Hey man, don't feel bad about your disabled Genitalia.

Look up to Elliot 'Chode' Jones, he is a motivationally, genitally challenged man.
Wow, Elliot 'Chode' Jones has really changed my outlook on life!

by Hot Dorito December 14, 2023

Davy Jones' Locker

When an alcohol soaked tampon is pulled from someone's butthole and then placed into a mix drink of choice. That mix is then called a Davy Jones' Locker.

Hey, what do ya say we shove some of this rum up our asses and later we can go back to my place and have ourselves a Davy Jones' Lockers?

by Frodo T Baggin December 10, 2022

Meadow Jones

if your name is "Meadow Jones" I don't know how to tell you, but you are a horrible person and deserve nothing good. Please turn your life around by doing something good like buying your best friend v-bucks or robux.

Oh hi "Meadow Jones", I mistook you for a pile of poo

by Willy-is-Wonky January 4, 2023

Jones' boys

The father-son equivalent of Eskimo brothers.

Me and dad unknowingly ran a Jones' boys on her last month.

by Groundhog119 January 6, 2023

Jones boys

The father - son equivalent of Eskimo brothers.

Me and dad unknowingly ran a Jones boys on her last month.

by Groundhog119 January 6, 2023

Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)

Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.

by Keeping the Auntie status July 7, 2023