Blake’s car

SHIT

Blake’s car Is used by shit cunts to be shit

by JoshHoultz November 28, 2019

Zombie car

A car that is missing parts, has holes in it, or is generally falling apart due to rusting, driving mishaps, or wear and tear. The appearance is 'zombie like' in nature.

"Did you see that zombie car Brad drove up in! Or "Ahhhhhh.....zombie car, right lane!"

by Circuschicknj October 17, 2012

Armored car

When you wrap your dick with more than 3 condoms

" I'm going to have to use a armored car on Stephanie tonight "

by Dude Decent January 12, 2017

recon car

a recon car is a recon car

what is a recon car? it is a recon car.

by mömmustrákur October 27, 2018

recon car

a recon car is a recon car

what is a recon car? a recon car.

by mömmustrákur October 27, 2018

Car Oreo

A box/set of Oreos that generally resides in a car. In the last 80 years, however, the definition has been extended to include all forms of transportation; ie motorcycles, motor homes, boats, dirigibles, zeppelins.

I had to hurry to the store to replenish my set of Car Oreos before my road trip.

I had to hurry to port to replenish my dunnage of Car Oreos before I got in my catamaran.

Car Oreos greatly increase satisfaction during road head.

by Caroreo October 31, 2010

Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

by Nerazurri July 27, 2010