Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 14, 2023

low set ears

brian mcgolpin has low set ears

brian mcgolpin has low set ears a sign off retardness

by foot of the club December 03, 2019

ear cleaner

its when you fuck someone in the ear till its squeaky clean and polish it with your cum

jeez man i did the ear cleaner on my girl last night she will hear me now

by fagol 69696969696 December 10, 2018

Ear Poisoner

a person that acts to subvert another by influencing those around him.

"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."

"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."

by HolyMeat September 14, 2009

young pig with its ears pinned back

A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member

he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back

by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023

saggy ears

Someone who's ears have been pulled to the extent of them being saggy, some people have a kink for it.

Lewis: Cooorrhh you seen those ears on that girl Nicole

Joe: The saggy ears?

Lewis: yes mate, they're so hot

by Toucha My Spaghett March 10, 2018

Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 21, 2020