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by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

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by Shat-o-Jeff March 9, 2023

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They went to the bedroom, and started to make out Brad started to undo Alexa's blouse, so she ripped off his shirt, and they both took off each other's pants, they started to dry fuck each other while kissing hard. Brad wanted more so he took of her bra and started to suck and bit her tits, Alexa was moaning very loudly, and Brad took of her underwear, and slid down to her pussy. He put her leg on his shoulder as he licked and sucked her clit, Alexa was moaning and yelling "Fuck me, Fuck me hard, FUCK ME HARDER" Brad pushed Alexa onto the bed, he got on top of her and took of his boxers revealing is 9' rock hard dick, and started to make his to her cunt, and rubbed her clit, and licked, and sucked, and rubbed again she cummed everywhere, he came back up, and Alexa felt even more horny, she flipped him over bit his nipples and started to lick and suck his cock, he moaned as he cummed everywhere, she came back up and whispered in his ear "You want to fuck me? then slide that into me, hard and deep" , Brad grabbed her hips and flipped her, Alexa started to moan again as he slid his penis into her cunt and hit her clit, with every thrust her chest bounced and she yelled, " Slide it in! Fast! Hard! Deep!" and he shoved it in and hit her G-spot, "Uhhhh, yes". Brad came to face level and looked her in the eye, they were both panting, covered in cum, they fucked each other so hard that night, and orgasm 5 times, they finally fell asleep, with Brad's dick all they way into her vagina.

by DANGMF June 26, 2022

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horny by proxy

A phenomenon in which if you watch a person (whether it be a vlogger, an actor, or an influencer) talk openly about their sexual desires with an especially salacious attitude, you start thinking about the object person of your affections/desires. while pondering that, you realize just how much you thirst for that person. As a result, while continuing to watch the content creator speak expressively about their "horniness," you lust after the object of your affections, which subconsciously causes you to be horny for that content creator BY PROXY. this can result in you: "missing sexual intercourse, i.e., missing d**k or p***y, wanting to eat someone out, etc.," or "getting the urge to pleasure oneself."

This is a shortened version of the phrase "horny for someone by proxy."

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I was watching this vlogger talk about how much he misses having sex, and that made me think about how much I miss my bf's phallic object. I got so horny by proxy for him.

(Still a work in progress)

by SkodwardeTentacles March 5, 2022

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