Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks

oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!

by Stickydragon March 22, 2022

fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves

Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"

by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015

Fruit loops

The urge to brutally rape and kill gay people

I want to fruit loops someone

by Peckerheadfag621 January 19, 2024

fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face

Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!

by Niamnehey October 28, 2017

Fruit Fiesta

When you insert your genitalia into a fruit for masturbation purposes.

In Call Me By Your Name Ellio had a fruit fiesta when he stuck his dick in a peach

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018

Kill fruit

The act of smoking massive amounts of Marijuana. Fruit is another name for weed.

Hey man you wanna cruise and kill fruit with me before school?

by Grant Aggg May 15, 2008