Cock Block

When a horrible person stops you from getting the D.

Dean and Cas were doing the frickle frackle when Sam walked in being a cock block.

by Jennynovak May 27, 2015

kid-blocked

When you're not getting laid because your kids are around.

Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.

Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 July 28, 2017

separation block

A shitty T-shaped wooden block used to separate canoodlers so that there is enough room for Jesus. The block is usually one Joel arm length and can pry, stab and injure canoodlers. It is also commonly used as a "shooing stick." When using the separation block, the most common phrases consist of "Leave room for Jesus!" and "No purpleing at camp!"

Joel: No purpleing at camp, or I'll have to use my separation block on you!

by Zesty Taco April 18, 2018

Hunnit Block

To express gratitude.

I smashed bro
Boi: HUNNIT BLOCK!!!!

by Brownmexiboi June 4, 2019

Blocking the Hastings

This is a gay 3-way when 2 guys double team another guy . One guy selfishly cums inside his anus, thus blocking the other guy from using it.

Mark was so pissed at Sam for Blocking the Hastings.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

Maker's Block

Similar to "Writer's Block", "Maker's Block" robs those who are usually creatively gifted (see "maker") of their motivation and purpose, leaving them itching (see "maker's itch") to make something but repeatedly failing to find inspiration.

L: What have you been doing in here all this time?
A: Nothing.
L: So you're just sitting there, staring at this mountain of parts?
A: Yep. Maker's Block.

by WordMaker February 2, 2013

vagina blocking

(V). The action a girl takes to interfere with flirting, similar to cock blocking, often annoying

That girl was vagina blocking me from flirting with my crush!
I hate that bitch for vagina blocking me.

by Brokenheartedgirl15 September 21, 2013