Virgin Eyes

When you’ve lost your virginity, but the lights were off, and you couldn’t see the other person. Therefore, see no evil, do no evil.

(Person 1) Woah man, you lost your virginity to Jack last night?!
(Person 2) Yeah, but the lights were off, so I still have virgin eyes.

by TheBluEagle86 November 28, 2017

pontoon eyes

A person with cod eyes. One eye sticking, one eye twisting.

That David Blunkett (MP) hasn't half got pontoon eyes.

by Bobby Wetfeather July 31, 2004

Eyes Right

A term used when a nice bit of totty walks past, with all her undercarriage hanging out like a car crash.

Check the camels foot on that, "eyes right, skin back tight". One top hat magoo coming right up.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

eyes and teeth

Nigger in the dark

What are those white things floating in the air...

by im black July 14, 2003

eye fuck

To scrutinize someone in a lecherous way.

When she saw the hot guy on the dance floor, she looked him up and down, eye fucking him.

by Adastra April 5, 2004

hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.

jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.

by Simon September 17, 2003

Shotgun Eyes

When someone's eyes are so close together, they resemble the 2 barrels on a shotgun if you were to look directly into the gun.

Jackie's eyes are too close together. She has shotgun eyes.

by CreeperStash December 15, 2010