boat decking

A hot girlfriend who is only around for showing off and fucking on the boat.

“I’m boat decking her”

by WinnerWinnerChickenDinner June 4, 2023

Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023

Upper Decker Lip Pillow

Common phrase for a nicotine pouch.

Yo bro, can I get an upper decker lip pillow.

by glitched0 August 10, 2023

Double decker

When a guy is peeing in a urinal while another is peeing in between his legs. (In a heterosexual manner)

Hey bro, we both have to pee and there’s only one urinal. Let’s hit a double decker

by Maddoxault September 7, 2023

Sirens deckboy

males thats have alast been plundered from their sailing ships and are now in the grasp of death maids to be spilt onto the earth by love. can be seen in photos of couples where the female has her arms wrapped around her target subject.

that guy is a total Sirens deckboy. he probably has to mop her kitchen.

by Dud Dudlee September 11, 2023

rhenz dereck

He can handle cock fights but can handle sean kannery's handsomeness.

Better luck next time rhenz dereck.

by Aegon doggo03 December 30, 2023

Ultra Decker

Wedging yourself between the top of a public restroom stall and the ceiling and then shitting into the toilet below.

Its like the next evolution of taking an Upper Decker.

Look out below! I'm taking an Ultra Decker!!

by Paul McFartney January 16, 2024