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Dan Quayl

Da inept bungling former vice-president who doesn't even know how to spell da name of a common root-vegetable. Maybe he made said mistake because HE HIMSELF is a total "vegetable" as far as any common sense or basic awareness is concerned!
Dan Quayl ADDED an "e" incorrectly to da name of a VEGETABLE, so I am SUBTRACTING an "e" from HIS name to make up for it --- you know, to kinda "balance things out".
by QuacksO November 3, 2023
mugGet the Dan Quaylmug.

Dans wench

A girl who wants him so much when his ex girlfriend leaves
Penny is dans wench she only got dan cause leeann doesn’t want him
by Whitelines84 July 11, 2018
mugGet the Dans wenchmug.

Dan west

Absolute fockin geeza. Beats an oluwa Seun at everything. Including big cock competitions. Everyone wants to shag him including the boys but he’s straight so peak for them.
Oluwa Seun is so cool.

Yh but hav u heard of a dan west he’s better
by Shuttjdjdbdbdjd June 26, 2019
mugGet the Dan westmug.

Dan Heng

Dan Heng is the person everyone wants. Ironically though, he has a husband.
Carol: "DAN HENG!!!!!! COME GET YOUR COCK UP ME PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU"
by NYV4-0815 May 5, 2024
mugGet the Dan Hengmug.

Dan

An overlord who rules over everyone and everything.
You must pray to Dan before dinner.
by Dan777455454 June 14, 2023
mugGet the Danmug.

deserter Dan

A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"

But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she shal now be known as Deserter Dan
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
mugGet the deserter Danmug.

Dan

Have you met dan yet, he’s a pussy ass bitch who’s afriad of Lia
by :)danyulsabitch May 4, 2018
mugGet the Danmug.

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