Cum Missile

When a man ejaculates a pint or more of semen.

"Bitch I'm gonna bust a fucking cum missile all over yo face"

by Trippze August 23, 2011

dried cum

The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.

I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!

by Scarface 2-11 September 1, 2016

cum guzzeling

A whore who loves to suck dick and swallow jizz.

"Check out suzy stink bitch, she's a cum guzzeling whore"

by Ali T April 3, 2003

Cum cave

In reference to a woman being good for nothing more than sexual gratification.

Kelly can't cook or clean but I call her every now and then to use her as a cum cave.

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 5, 2010

cum bag

A condom or rubber may be referred to as a cum bag.

She looked a little slutty, so he wouldn't do her without using a cumbag.

Or:

They had safe sex, and afterward he flushed the used cum bag down the toilet.

by Centauriman November 13, 2007

Cum Waffle

An interesting insult! It i means that you are a douche bag, or a jerk. Its usually used by friends to throw another off his game. They focus in on the word used and forget what they are even talking about.

A more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male ejaculation.

"Dude your a fucking cum waffle." (Reaction) "Wtf? did you just call me a cum waffle?"

Mission complete.

by Dortez November 14, 2007

cum slap

The act of ejaculating on a sex partner's face, and then delivering a hard open handed slap to that area of the face, with the intention of the fluid splattering over a wider area.

When I cum slapped that girl, my juice got in her eye

by BAMF.com April 26, 2003