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Safari Car

A car or truck that someone has thrown a bunch of crap on (brush bar, side steps, sports rack, ect) to make the normally wimpy looking vehicle look mean and manly. Usually owned by people who have no life and feel that their vehicle should be ready to survive WWIII.
"Hey man, I hit a werewolf last night with my ride"

"Aww dude, you must of really hurt your truck"

"Naw man, i've got a safari car"
by The Real Viper June 4, 2009
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Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.
I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.
by Nerazurri July 27, 2010
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Car Oreo

A box/set of Oreos that generally resides in a car. In the last 80 years, however, the definition has been extended to include all forms of transportation; ie motorcycles, motor homes, boats, dirigibles, zeppelins.
I had to hurry to the store to replenish my set of Car Oreos before my road trip.

I had to hurry to port to replenish my dunnage of Car Oreos before I got in my catamaran.

Car Oreos greatly increase satisfaction during road head.
by Caroreo October 31, 2010
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car clearer

A homeless person with a stench so bad, they are able to clear an entire subway car. This has been known to happen even during peak rush hours.
Sorry I'm late for work - I had to miss my train due to a car clearer.
by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005
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car ballet

1.) When you're turning onto a road and the car on the opposite side goes at the same time, but turns in front of you and pulls into the opposite lane. 2.) Two cars are going around in a circle at the same time.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that car spin around us?
Person 2: Yeah, it was like car ballet!
by some1 smarter than u May 2, 2013
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Blessed the car

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.
"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"
by Queen of your heart September 24, 2016
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Blake’s car

Blake’s car Is used by shit cunts to be shit
by JoshHoultz November 28, 2019
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