Queef

British slang for “fell over”

Instead of saying “Oh no! I fell!” A British person would say, “Oh no! I queefed!”

by Not.me24 January 21, 2021

Queef chewing

When you're about to go down on a woman and she queefs in your face

"For fucks sake, you just did a fanny fart right into my mouth, you skank!"

"You're queef chewing you biiitch"

by SexyPants Mcfuckhole July 20, 2022

Beef queef

More known as beefykeith

The beefykeith done a beef queef

by Beef quedf October 13, 2023

Nasal queef

Unwanted air coming through your nasal queef

We were in a
Group and Mr.Slime had repeatable nasal queef

by THE REAL COOP December 27, 2024

queefs

a term coined by a crackpot duo with an equally appalling mental state. "queef" is stylish way to say, "i can feel myself getting worse again as time goes by, my mental health is spiralling and i should probably seek actual help before these thoughts take over my entire mind and leave me stuck in a dark terrible place"

"geez 🙁 i had a queef just last week.."
plural: "yeah i have a severe case of the queefs 😩😢"

by DestinyCharms November 9, 2020

Queef

A pussy fart

She queefed in the bed

by Fetzko April 26, 2021

queef

a sexy puss puss that come out of ur noodle doodle that makes a little toot once it has come out of ur puss puss or noodle doodle boys do not do a queef queef so it will not come out of ur noodle doodle it will come out of ur boonda smelly welly nelly jelly

I did a queef nugget

by sussy monster August 10, 2022