bump that jazz

A more polite, southern way of saying fuck that shit

I was going to make an appearance Friday at my friends party but I found out my crazy ex was going and I was like bump that jazz, I'm hitting the bar with co-workers.

by ChrisFnP February 26, 2014

Bump

The action of stealing something, usually from acquaintances, and things usually stolen is food, drinks, or small quantities of money. Typically said in Scotland.

Mate, d'you bump my buckie?
No, I didn't, I swear.

by The definite pisstake. July 30, 2020

bumped coconuts

When you booty bump another booty on accident....

I was backing off the dance floor when I accidentally bumped coconuts with a complete uggo who then thought I was trying to dance with him fml

by chick45674456 March 29, 2019

Bump uglies

When two straight guys bump and rub their uglies together.

(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)

Josh and Nick got so wasted they started to bump uglies on the living room floor.

by sudnvm May 29, 2020

Bump Day

Bump Day is an online event by What to Expect that takes place annually on the third Wednesday of July to highlight disparities and inequities in maternal health care across the United States.

"This year, to participate in Bump Day (#BumpDay) I'm sharing a study that found 1 in 4 moms feel ignored or dismissed by their health care provider."

by Mark Syl July 18, 2022

Boob bump

When you bump your boobs together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".

That was sick... BOOB BUMP!!

Let's do a boob bump!

by LingDanc803 July 15, 2023

Shaft bump

Deep throating a dick and taking a bump off the shaft at maximum throating level. Trick is to snort the cocaine and not swallow

Jeff Houston is a pro at shaft bumps, a legend in these parts. Some say he invented it.

by Partysecretsfromredding August 8, 2018