Bump Bling

When two individuals who have had their privates decorated with tiny Swarovski crystals have sex.

"Oh baby, your Vajazzled vajayjay makes me horny. Let's bump bling!

by SusanBAMFuny February 26, 2010

bumping biscuits

To bump genitals that often leads to sexual encounters

Me and this girl were bumping biscuits in the back room.

by Dethbite April 15, 2017

Speed Bump

A person who has a reputation for having one night stands with everyone in the area, and none of them enjoyed the experience.

“Be careful bro that girl is the town speed bump everybody’s hit it, but no one’s happy about it.”

by ThrillistV February 20, 2023

Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”

by greglinsanity June 14, 2022

Bump

Doing a line for cocaine

do you wanna take a bump with me right now

by IdoBumps October 5, 2016

Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.

Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”

by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019

Feeling Bumps

The bumps you feel.

Feeling Bumps: Just feel the bumps bro.

by The Feeling Bumps October 12, 2025