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Bullshit Baffles Brains 

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
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big stack bully 

A big stack bully is the guy or girl having the biggest stack in a poker game with the power to outbet the smaller players. They can easily scare you into folding your good hand when you cant match their bets.
I'm not going all-in with that big stack bully again or im out of the game.

I have a good hand but I cant risk losing all my chips to match the raise from that big stack bully.
big stack bully by defmax September 23, 2011
Related Words
False information, another word for bullshit. Best if used to undermine a verbal threat, or show disbelief of a radical claim.
Roomate: "I don't know who ate all your captain crunch"

Other Roomate: "bullbird"

bull bird bullbird bullshit false untruth joke lie
Bullbird by robothat September 10, 2010

National Bully A Fortnite kid 

Okay so you know that annoying game? Now you have the chance to use your real life battle royale skills on the fortnite kids on July 15th. Thank me later :)
lets go bully the fortnite kid because its national bully a fortnite kid

Bullclit 

A word that absolutely makes no sense when used in a sentence because of its actual meaning of a bull's clitoris. The word used when bullshit is not merely enough.
Mr.Teacher: "Your failing every subject."
Boy: "How? This is such a load of bullclit!?"
Bullclit by definition101 June 29, 2011

Buffalo Bulldozer

The act of 3 men pounding 1 women in ones mini-van
Did you hear Nick, Tyler and Angelo just buffalo bulldozer'd Sarah in Nick "town and country" mini-van.

Texas Bullseye 

To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.
For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.

Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!
Texas Bullseye by Eddy May 18, 2007