Beard Tings

Term for the best beardcare products you can use on your beard.

Beard Tings are typically Beard Oils, Beard Butters, Beard Balms, Beard Wash, Moustache Wax, Beard Combs, Beard Brushes

Hey bro, give me a go on those Beard Tings!

by Beard Tings November 24, 2021

Cheek Strap Beard

Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.

Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.

If Spence would trim that cheek strap beard at the neck line, he wouldn't look like such a muppet.

by Spike the nail driver October 11, 2017

ginger beard

when you eat pussy be your beard turn your beard hair ginger from doing certain adult activities !

Bob: Hey man your beard is ginger, omg!

Jonathan: Yooo bro ik just ate some pussy the ginger beard is on !
Bob: Woah! you ate pussy n it turned ginger, you got a ginger beard!

by Fagfromhell May 18, 2023

Beard Cancer

Cancer of the beards. Growing beard hair

I have beard cancer on my face

by izzy3624 March 25, 2019

Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.

Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.

by FairladyZ February 4, 2015

bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015