all your base are belong to us
all your base are belong to us by yohoho29 December 11, 2009
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50th base
Having sex to the point where you are so sore you can't move, then forcing yourself on top of your partner and bouncing up and down.
1st guy: "Dude I got to 50th base last night"
2nd guy: "I thought I heard you two screaming, but I had no idea."
1st guy: "Yeah I can't feel my junk now."
2nd guy: "I thought I heard you two screaming, but I had no idea."
1st guy: "Yeah I can't feel my junk now."
50th base by Newlemming October 18, 2008
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Living room baseball
To sit naked on the living room floor in the catchers position manhandling yourself while watching any of the following; howerd stern, mtv's "the grind", "girls next door" or any edition of "girls gone wild".
Clay was playing living room baseball while watching "girls gone wild".
Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.
Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.
Living room baseball by Robertos Clemente February 1, 2006
don't base your schedule around me
Person 1: Hey, wanna play some basketball tomorrow?
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^
don't base your schedule around me by bdson1993 October 30, 2009
baseball boy
A special, and very unique man-boy that hails from the Sugarland Run area of Sterling, VA. He is always seen wearing a baseball uniform and riding a different, defunct bike, usually multiple times daily. He seems to be everywhere, at all times. He is usually carrying a 44 oz. Big Gulp, which he likes to feed to your dogs. Likes to claim that he is a masseuse, and will gladly provide a massage to the ladies, free of charge, of course.
Likely a child of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, this little peach also combines that issue with a heavy case of Turrets Syndrome, yelling derogatory comments freely, and at the top of his lungs, as if nobody can hear him. His teeth are in a bad way.
As the name implies, he loves to play baseball. If you're seen outside your house playing baseball with your small child (6-7 yrs old) he'll enthusiastically want to throw the ball with your child. Usually, he'll do this by chucking the ball with all of his man-boy strength directly at your child's head, somewhere around the 50-60 MPH range.
If you're unlucky enough to live near one of his normal walking/biking routes, pray that he doesn't need to use the restroom. He'll blow your toilet out of the water, and leave your house and your family suffering for hours.
He has been missing for a couple years now. If he is found, please don't return him to Sugarland Run.
Likely a child of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, this little peach also combines that issue with a heavy case of Turrets Syndrome, yelling derogatory comments freely, and at the top of his lungs, as if nobody can hear him. His teeth are in a bad way.
As the name implies, he loves to play baseball. If you're seen outside your house playing baseball with your small child (6-7 yrs old) he'll enthusiastically want to throw the ball with your child. Usually, he'll do this by chucking the ball with all of his man-boy strength directly at your child's head, somewhere around the 50-60 MPH range.
If you're unlucky enough to live near one of his normal walking/biking routes, pray that he doesn't need to use the restroom. He'll blow your toilet out of the water, and leave your house and your family suffering for hours.
He has been missing for a couple years now. If he is found, please don't return him to Sugarland Run.
baseball boy by valhegen June 19, 2017
second base
highly debated base when talking about sexual accomplishments, all that needs to be done is to clarify what "league" youre "playing" in.
second base in minor league baseball is feeling a girl up.
second base in *major* league baseball is fingering or handjob.
Major league- 1st base makeout with feeling up; 2nd handjob/fingering; 3rd blowjob/ eating out; home sex
minors- 1st base makeout; 2nd feeling up (breasts); 3rd oral/fingering/handjob; home sex
second base in minor league baseball is feeling a girl up.
second base in *major* league baseball is fingering or handjob.
Major league- 1st base makeout with feeling up; 2nd handjob/fingering; 3rd blowjob/ eating out; home sex
minors- 1st base makeout; 2nd feeling up (breasts); 3rd oral/fingering/handjob; home sex
"oh my god becky, last night, james and i went to second base!"
"major or minor league?"
"major baby!"
"oh wowww"
"major or minor league?"
"major baby!"
"oh wowww"
second base by gabiegh January 10, 2008
loaded baked potato
the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.
See also 'gravy boat'
See also 'gravy boat'
loaded baked potato by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009