August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

august 14

My basic ass birthfay

Hey, did you know it's August 14th?
Oh wow, that's my birthday

by Séan Miller August 15, 2021

August 18

National love on and kiss Chloe day

On August 18 You kiss and love in your girl Chloe ❤️

by Cheeks84 August 16, 2024

August 9

The day of Haiji Towa (should definitely be censored). If u didn't know, H*iji T*wa is a fucking pedo in danganronpa: ultra despair girls (a game). So, if u have a printer, print out a sprite of H*iji and torture him! (If u are born on August 9 like him, I don't hate u :)

person one: what is August 9
person two: H*ji T*wa day

by shrekthetenth August 3, 2021

August 3rd

Random give your boyfriend his favorite keyboard day

Girl: It's August 3rd you should get your boyfriend the Razor huntsman mini
another girl: fine!

by titty~ July 26, 2022

August 4

National ask your crush out day!

Julie:it's august 4th)
will you go out with me

Simone(crush)
: sure

by constantly rejected August 4, 2021

August 24

National Kobe Bryant Day

Oh it's August 24th? It's National Kobe Bryant Day!

by michael8/24 January 27, 2020