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Yet... Here I am

In that exact situation... Except in the most extreme variant of that exact thing. No amount not being a doormat gets you out a witch burning... Unless you're me.
Hym "Yet... Here I am... BUT! It WILL work for me because if it doesn't, that's when the stabbing begins! And you'll think you yourself (in the confines of your retard cranium meat) 'Being a stubborn bitch is more important than child lives' You'll be correct in that child lives are worthless."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2024
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Am are is

An ammer maker and makes u an ammer so it doesnt Z ixdfq, alexthehockeyguys, okglobal, and michael are ammers And they say am are is
Am are is so am are is not Z .
by Am are is January 20, 2024
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Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2024
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Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am

Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am
Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am
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I am fried

Something someone would say when they are tired and sweaty
Man: Boy I am fried rn I think I need a nap and a shower
Man 2: aren’t you just sweaty and tired!
by Commonblankdahmer April 7, 2023
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I am tenzed up

Basically if you are tenzed up, it means you want to be violated by a bear.
DEMETREUS DEMARCUS BARTHOLOMEW JAMES THE THIRD JUNIOR: I WAS REALLY I am tenzed up YESTERDAY!
JOAQIM: WOW, I HOPE YOU CAN STILL WALK STRAIGHT!
by I love bears April 7, 2023
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I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS

Ha! You definitely THINK that you are, don't ya?
Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"

Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"

Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"

Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"

Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"

Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
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