Follow me around Tom

Similar to a peeking Tom, but he takes it a step further and follows the person around. Not to confuse with with a stalker Tom, cause that's the next step

Babe, did you ever spy and creep on me like a peeping Tom, cuz you definitely followed me around everywhere like follow me around Tom...

by ItalianDomB December 19, 2021

Where r the cuts around dis bitch?

That's what you ask google when you feel like throwing axes hache while eating mushrooms

Hey google! Where r the cuts around dis bitch?

by monero December 6, 2021

Jessing around

The act of flirting and kissing many guys in a non slutty way - used for a girl who enjoys a good time with a variety of guys but still gives batt to many people.

The act of having fun with other people in a non serious way.

It basically means to have fun with a variety of people and flirt / hook up with them without being slutty or it being an act to be ashamed of.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Oh just jessing around - might get with Ethan"

"How is your relationship with Ben going?"
"Oh no, we are not in a relationship, we are just jessing around for the fun of it"

by seaaaturtlee August 11, 2019

Around the World in 80 Days

Sleeping with at least one person each of White, Black, Asian, Middle Eastern, and Native American decent within an 80 day window.

In college I didn't have cash to travel, but I did manage to go Around the World in 80 Days tearing through the sororities!

by Definitely not Gooch March 8, 2023

beat around the Busch

To be evasive when questioned as to whether you've been drinking, or when asked if you have an alcohol problem.

It's unfortunate dat da inebriated Ethan Couch wasn't pulled over prior to his crashing into those other vehicles, or said accident might never have happened, since da cop would have seen dat he was very definitely "half in da bag" and prevented him from driving any further... Ethan would likely have performed a classic "beat around the Busch" routine, though, if a cop had asked him if he'd "had a few" that night.

by QuacksO May 29, 2020

Mother And Fathers Infection Around

What the mafia actually stands for.

Person 1: Hey...do you know of the mafia?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...it is actually stands for "Mother And Fathers Infection Around".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

thumbing around

to poke around in your pants, usually with your thumb. Can refer to masturbation.

Bro my dad walked in on me thumbing around, fucking unreal

by ryan bambi December 1, 2010