Around The Fan

When having sex in a sex swing that is connected to an industrial fan that spins around the room.

We were going around the fan when Kim Kardashian walked in.

by jpg- July 14, 2019

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

Irish Reach-around

Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."

I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.

by Mcbeanface July 25, 2019

New Fashioned Thumb Around

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.

Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.

by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019

Wrapped around my finger

SFW phrase, used to explain fingering someone.

We went to the movies and I had her wrapped around my finger.

by Grayscale hero November 26, 2019

Tight around the edges

It is now an expression. When something is tight around the edge.

That jump is tight around the edges

by d2d3 November 26, 2019

Yeah, yeah, yeah --- arms around...

What you sarcastically grumble when everyone in a group seems to wanna get all cozy for no apparent reason.

(Spoken while dutifully cooperating in a huge "crowd embrace" of party-goers just to be polite and agreeable, but not really understanding why everyone wants to get all cozy) "Yeah, yeah, yeah --- arms around... aren't we all huggy-cuddly-snuggly LOVEY-DOVEY today!!"

by QuacksO April 15, 2019