Arm's Law

Arm's Law

If it's mainstream it's fake.

"I saw Canada's PM Trudeau, his deputy PM, and several other top MPs ALL got on a plane together and flew to Ukraine to watch a U2 concert."

"Oh that's fake"

"How do you know?"

"Arm's Law. If it's mainstream it's fake."

by helloboots May 9, 2022

suspicious arm

When an arm is under the blanket, when it would quite obviously be more comfortable above it, implying inappropriate touching of ones own body, or masturbation

Garfield, that's quite a "suspicious arm" you've got there, are you excessively masturbating to iCarly porn again?

by Somaliblox December 29, 2019

armed rubbery

Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!

Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P

by QuacksO August 27, 2023

Arm sleeve

An among us penis. Supposed to be a traditional sleeve for arms, but the drawer had them looking like penis instead

Look, Black and Yellow have the same length arm sleeve, but Yellow's is skinnier.

by TheLegendAir May 20, 2021

Toothpick Arms

A derogatory term for a someone who lacks or appears to lack upper body strength due to their very thin arms.

I'll bet toothpick arms over there can't even bench 100 lbs.

by Some rando out there September 15, 2023

An Arm and a Leg

When one of your limbs is ripped painfully from your body and a group of 12 men, one by one, stick their dicks into the bleeding muscles of your torn off limb and fill it with cum. Eventually the limb will lose blood and discolour but will still be rock solid from the dried cum.

Damn I would've given an arm and a leg for that!

by Have a dick September 1, 2021

T. rex arm

Kid with a fucked up arm to where it’s like a T. rex arm.

Look at that retard with the fucked up arm nigga got a T. rex arm!

by L. Oh L. October 7, 2022