When a person is so hopelessly addicted to the ipod/android app Angry Birds, that they put the game as first priority and often forget there work and prior task to provide a living.
by shyguyjr January 14, 2011
When you are getting head from a girl and before you cum you shoot your jizz in her eye so she covers her eye and makes an arrrrrgh sound. then you kick her in the shin so she's hopping. then lastly you bend one of her index fingers so she has a hook. no here's the point where you laugh and leave.
i shot this girl all in her eye and kicked her hard in the leg and bent her finger and laughed hysterically she thought it was mean.
by chris February 25, 2005
A group of about seven guys take off their clothes and form a big teepee or pyramid of sorts, everyone facing the inside. A young girl then strips down, and invades the pyramid. All the guys, while maintaining the pyramid, jerk off and ejaculate on the girl, who is now jumping around. The men then take knives and cut off their dicks, showering the girl in blood, semen, and dicks. An outsider, dressed only in a Spanish army helmet, comes in with a torch, and lights both the pyramid and the girl on fire.
Last night the track team did the Angry End of the Aztecs. I was the spaniard, and I'm the only one who survived.
by AngryBubs March 16, 2009
You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. Then you sprinkle rock salt and a little bit of broken glass onto the glove so it's stuck to it. Then you shove your arm into someone's asshole and just drag your knuckles up and down along the sides of the colon. Then you shove a rat in there and cork up the ass with wine cheese. Eventually the pressure will build up and the cheese will go flying off spraying fecal matter and blood everywhere.
by Bryton Bradby October 17, 2007
This can only be used in the North East and only in Winter. While your having sex doggie style you pull you partners shirt up over her head (like a fight in the NHL) then punch her repeatedly in the back of the head until you shoot your load (puck) into her goal.
by StanMill August 03, 2005
When a girl is giving you head and right before you cum you go in her nose.Then stick your dick right back in her mouth as if shes drowning.
angry scuba diver
by foxer1321 July 22, 2010
The absolute highest anger felt when you fail to achieve three stars in an Angry Birds level, even after watching video walkthroughs and knowing you followed their instructions precisely.
Uh, Dude, you just threw your iphone across the room...
Sorry, man, Angry Birds fury. Been watching 3 star walkthroughs for this level & they just don't fuckin' work!!!!
Sorry, man, Angry Birds fury. Been watching 3 star walkthroughs for this level & they just don't fuckin' work!!!!
by Tommyt August 10, 2011